Blowjob machines are complex devices that peform the miracle of automatically sucking you off whenever you want!  Such devices dont' come cheap, and if you see a 'blowjob mahcine' being advertised for under $50, then it's usually because it's a pile of junk!

In particular, you need to be careful when purchasing a blowjob machine that looks like the famous Autoblow.  Due to the popularity of the Autoblow, many smaller companies have immitated it, using poorly replicated moulds and producing fake autoblows at Chinese factories.  Such devices are not the Autoblow, but have led to some people complaining online that 'the autoblow doesn't work'.  You get what you pay for.

There is only one seller of the original and genuine Autoblow blowjob machine.  You have to order the toy at maker's home page.  Click the banner below to go directly to the home of the 100% genuine Autoblow Blowjob Machine :

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ultimate pov experience kitThe Ultimate POV Experience Kit ($48)

Whilst this isn't a blowjob machine, it does provide for a convincing blowjob experience.

A ridged blowjob masturbator is twinned with a DVD containing some high quality blowjob POV scenes, as well as some lube.  Not bad at all for under $50.  I've spoken before of how convincing such a virtual blowjob set up can be.  The only drawback with this particular system is that you have to slide the masturbator up and down your penis yourself, unlike machines such as the Autoblow.  This somewhat lessens the effect.  You may want to consider purchasing the Autoblow and simply downloading some good blowjob POV porn to use it with.

The infamous SOM range of incredibly powerful blowjob machines are now only available to order from Japan.  LoveHoney, the biggest sex toy retailer in the UK had previously sold them but have recently stopped.  We're not sure the reason why, but the most likely is that the line is being discontinued.  So if you want to buy a blowjob machine that can thrust up and down your penis 180 times a minute, you'd better act fast and order now.

You can order directly from Japan with very low shipping costs wherever you are in the world at Kanojo Toys.

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autoblow smallThe Autoblow Pico ($99)

If you have a smaller than average penis, it doesn't mean that you have to have half the sex toy fun of other guys.  With the Autoblow Pico, you get the world's most famous blowjob machine - the Autoblow Blast - designed to fit YOUR penis.

The Autoblow Pico is the world's first male masturbator for men with smaller penises.  It has been designed for men who have penises less than 5" in length and 4" in girth - which according to statistics account for 20% of the male population.

So what is different about the Autoblow Pico to the Autoblow Blast that makes it so suitable for smaller sized men?  The makers have changed the orifice, so that your penis will penetrate deeper inside the inner sleeve, and in addition to that, have added extra sized beads so that more pressure is exerted against the penis.

To discover more about the Autoblow Pico click the banner above.

I've written here before on using POV blowjob porn in order to get the most out of your blowjob machine of choice.  POV means 'point of view' that is, the porn is shot from the point of view of the male actor.  There are plenty of blowjob POV movies to be found online, just Google 'Pov + blowjob'.

Personally, I love using POV porn with my Autoblow and SOM Machine, because it really does feel like you are getting the blowjob yourself, especially if you time it right with what is happening on screen. And if you're too lazy to do that, and willing to spend a little extra money, then the RealTouch from AEBN allows you to experience an automatic blowjob synched perfectly with the blowjob video that you are watching - even down to the lick of the porn actresses tongue and even flow of saliva!


Whilst discussing the perfect blowjob machine, I've talked a lot about how to use well chosen blowjob porn with your sex toy in order to create the effect of receiving a virtual blowjob.  Well, now there is a blowjob machine that will actually simulate the sucking motions of the girl on the screen IN REAL TIME.  If she pauses for a moment, the blowjob machine pauses.  If she starts to suck a little quicker, then the action of the blowjob machine becomes qucker.  Impressive?  Wait.  Get this.  When the porn actress on screen licks the guy's dick, YOU feel a licking sensation against YOUR cock!!

UPDATE* : The RealTouch can now also be used as a straightforward blowjob machine by purchasing a 'blowjob track' without audio or visual. In other words, it sucks you off whilst you use your imagination to picture your fantasy girl blowing you (and the toy is so realistic in itself, this really isn't difficult!).

But the real beauty of the RealTouch is that it is not only a blowjob machine, but also a true virtual sex toy.  As well as a blowjob, it will also simulate fucking as well as a handjob and many other sexual acts and positions.

Click to buy the RealTouch Virtual Blowjob Machine for just $199

One of the many advantages that a blowjob machine has over a woman, is sheer power. Even the most cock hungry woman is limited in speed, and can only suck your dick fast and hard for a small amount of time before she gets tired or has enough of you shooting your wad into her mouth.

This isn't the case with the best blowjob machines such as the Autoblow or the SOM. They can go at it all day and all night, if you desire it. The only thing that's going to run out of energy is your dick. But which is the fastest blowjob machine? Which is the most powerful automatic cock sucker on the planet?

The SOM Blowjob Machine from Japan can manage an amazing 90 sucking motions each minute, or more than 1 per second. That's pretty impressive for such a big and sturdy sex machine. The SOM truly lives up to its billing as the most powerful sucking machine in the world. Click to read more about the SOM machine and how you can order it from Japan.

The Autoblow Blowjob Machine is a much smaller and far more portable automatic cock sucker - 'a Fleshlight that sucks you off'. Yet it is still a powerful machine - not quite as fast as the maximum speed of the SOM, but still able to produce one beautiful stroking motion every second. Click to watch a video of the Autoblow in action!

So which blowjob machine gets our vote for sheer power? There is no doubt that the SOM is the most powerful cock sucking machine out there, but pound for pound, the Autoblow is certainly its more compact rival. Either machine will suck your cock dry in the most exquisate way possible as fast or as slow as you like, as many times as you want. Yes, both blowjob machines do come with speed controls!

The Autoblow is the most famous blowjob toy in the world.  The Fleshlight is the most famous masturbation sleeve in the world.  And now the Mangasm is the most exciting new prostate and anal toy in the world.  You can now buy all three toys from the homepage of the makers of the Autoblow at a much reduced bargain price (if bought together).  What better than a masturbation session in which your dick gets sucked, you pump an artificial pussy, and your ass and prostate get stimulated and teased as well?  Enjoy the ultimate masturbation session by visiting the Autoblow Robotic Blowjob Home Page.

The RealTouch virtual sex device was one of the hottest new adult products of 2010.  It allows you to experience every sex action via a sophisticated masturbation machine, synchronised with the on-screen action of a porn video.  The effect is real virtual sex.  You actually feel that it is YOUR dick that is being licked, sucked, or ridden by the pornstar on your computer screen.

Well now it has been (unofficially) revealed that the makers of the RealTouch have already developed a dildo shaped input device that will allow a live webcam performer to control the virtual sex toy in real time across the internet.  In other words, very soon you will be able to get your dick sucked live by webcam performers using the RealTouch - real virtual blowjobs!

The RealTouch costs only $249 and now comes with a 1 year warranty and TEN FREE VIDEOS to use with it.

Click to learn more about the RealTouch Virtual Blowjob Device