The Most Powerful Blowjob Machine in the World

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One of the many advantages that a blowjob machine has over a woman, is sheer power. Even the most cock hungry woman is limited in speed, and can only suck your dick fast and hard for a small amount of time before she gets tired or has enough of you shooting your wad into her mouth.

This isn’t the case with the best blowjob machines such as the Autoblow or the SOM. They can go at it all day and all night, if you desire it. The only thing that’s going to run out of energy is your dick. But which is the fastest blowjob machine? Which is the most powerful automatic cock sucker on the planet?

The SOM Blowjob Machine from Japan can manage an amazing 90 sucking motions each minute, or more than 1 per second. That’s pretty impressive for such a big and sturdy sex machine. The SOM truly lives up to its billing as the most powerful sucking machine in the world. Click to read more about the SOM machine and how you can order it from Japan.

The Autoblow Blowjob Machine is a much smaller and far more portable automatic cock sucker – ‘a Fleshlight that sucks you off’. Yet it is still a powerful machine – not quite as fast as the maximum speed of the SOM, but still able to produce one beautiful stroking motion every second. Click to watch a video of the Autoblow in action!

So which blowjob machine gets our vote for sheer power? There is no doubt that the SOM is the most powerful cock sucking machine out there, but pound for pound, the Autoblow is certainly its more compact rival. Either machine will suck your cock dry in the most exquisate way possible as fast or as slow as you like, as many times as you want. Yes, both blowjob machines do come with speed controls!

Buy the Autoblow Blowjob Machine with the Fleshlight or Mangasm

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The Autoblow is the most famous blowjob toy in the world.  The Fleshlight is the most famous masturbation sleeve in the world.  And now the Mangasm is the most exciting new prostate and anal toy in the world.  You can now buy all three toys from the homepage of the makers of the Autoblow at a much reduced bargain price (if bought together).  What better than a masturbation session in which your dick gets sucked, you pump an artificial pussy, and your ass and prostate get stimulated and teased as well?  Enjoy the ultimate masturbation session by visiting the Autoblow Robotic Blowjob Home Page.

Live Virtual Blowjobs with the RealTouch Virtual Blowjob Machine

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The RealTouch virtual sex device was one of the hottest new adult products of 2010.  It allows you to experience every sex action via a sophisticated masturbation machine, synchronised with the on-screen action of a porn video.  The effect is real virtual sex.  You actually feel that it is YOUR dick that is being licked, sucked, or ridden by the pornstar on your computer screen.

Well now it has been (unofficially) revealed that the makers of the RealTouch have already developed a dildo shaped input device that will allow a live webcam performer to control the virtual sex toy in real time across the internet.  In other words, very soon you will be able to get your dick sucked live by webcam performers using the RealTouch – real virtual blowjobs!

The RealTouch costs only $249 and now comes with a 1 year warranty and TEN FREE VIDEOS to use with it.

Click to learn more about the RealTouch Virtual Blowjob Device

10% off the Autoblow Blowjob Machine

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Autoblow Blowjob Machine

The Autoblow is the world’s first real blowjob machine – an amazing male sex toy that will automatically suck your cock again and again, as many times as you want it to.  And all for less than $100!  For a limited time only, the makers of the Autoblow are running a 10% discount promotion.  So get in quick and you can buy the world’s cheapest blowjob machine for even less.  The discount also applies if you decide to buy both the Autoblow Blast AND the Autoblow Max together.

To get your blowjob machine at this special rate just follow these simple steps :

1/ Click the link to go to the homepage of the Autoblow Blowjob Machine

2/ Upon checkout enter the voucher code blowjob10

The Autoblow ships to any country in the world from depots in America, Europe, and Asia.  Order now and not only will you get 10% off your blowjob machine but you will be having sweet sucking sensations on your dick within days.

Som Japanese Blowjob Machine

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 Som Rocket Japanese Blowjob Machine -$575

The Som Rocket is a delux blowjob machine from Japan.  The sucking sensation you get from this thing is unbelievably intense and it really is the most hi-tech blowjob sex toy on the market – in fact, without doubt it is the most advanced sex machine for men BAR NONE in the world today.

O.K, it doesn’t come cheap, but blowjob fans should consider purchasing this – at around $575 the Som will deliver hundreds of perfect blowjobs for you.  Using this in combination with some good BJ porn is, in my opinion, probably better than any real blowjob you or I are likely to get in this lifetime.

You can order the SOM Blowjob Machine directly from Japan to anywhere in the world with extremely low shipping costs.Click to view the Som Japanese Blowjob Machine

Roto-Bator

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Roto-Bator

The Roto-Bator isn’t a blowjob machine as such, but it’s a new sex toy for men that can do such amazing things to your penis that we simply had to tell you about it.  The Roto-Bator doesn’t suck you.  Instead it spins you.  The masturbator wraps around your cock and rotates at speed.  The sensation delievered by the soft silicone fins as they hug your cock whilst spinning around it are indescribable, but suffice to say, some people would say this is even better than a blowjob.

The Roto-Bator is quickly becoming popular and seems to get universally good reviews.  It’s not a blowjob machine, but it definately wont dissapoint blowjob machine fans. 

The Roto-Bator costs $100.11 (click to view)

Blowjob Machine – The Autoblow Blast

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The Autoblow is the world’s first realistic blowjob machine at under $100. Finally, men no longer need a girlfriend in order to experience the sensation of having their cock sucked. The Autoblow will satsify your need whenever and wherever you want it to. Just lube it, switch it on and slide your cock in. Use it while watching your faviourite blowjob porn movie. Or close your eyes, think of the beautiful girl you dream about sucking you off, and for a few minutes it really will be happening. The hands free Autoblow blowjob machine does all the work for you. This is a realistic, soft, female mouth that sucks you off like a pornstar and swallows every last drop without complaint.

Click to learn more about the Autoblow Blowjob Machine.

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 The Autoblow Blowjob MachineThe Autoblow is a fully automatic blowjob machine selling for under $100!

RealTouch Machine Offering Blowjob Tracks

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RealTouch, the world’s first virtual Reality Sex Machine, has been under criticism since its launch last year for requiring purchasers of their sex toy to pay every time they use it (once their initial free 60 minutes of streaming video has been used up).

Responding to these disgruntled concerns, AEBN have announced new ways to enjoy their product after it has been bought. You can now rent or buy for life video scenes that have been ‘haptic encoded’ – i.e. synchronised to play in real time with the motions of the RealTouch – for example, when the girl is sucking dick in the video, the RealTouch is sucking YOUR dick in exactly the same manner.

What’s most interesting for blowjob machine fans is that the company now also offer the ability to purchase ‘tracks’ without video or audio. In other words, you can buy blowjob tracks which turn the RealTouch into a fully fledged blowjob machine that does not require you to be hooked up to the internet or to be watching AEBN streaming video.

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Blowjob Machines of the Future

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The number of blowjob immitators on the market continues to grow, and every new device that appears will of course be reported on and reviewed here.  But what can we expect from future blowjob machines in the next few years?  These are some of my expectations (and hopes!).

The two main trends will be increased complexity and the addition of virtual sex haptic technology.

I expect that the next generation blowjob toys will not only mimic the sucking sensation through vacuum pressure or sliding mechanism, but also through such things as replicating the tongue (with automated use of liquid to create the sensation of wetness and saliva).  Perhaps also blowjob machine technology could be incorporated into a realistic sex doll, or at least just the head of such a doll.  In fact, eventually no doubt, sexbots will be created that can suck you off better than any real girl could. (Roxxxy, is of course a crude prototype of such future androids).

The other trend will be towards combining blowjob sex machines with haptic technology – the ability to artificially ‘feel’ what is happening at a distance, either real or on a computer screen (i.e. a recording or a video game). 

The RealTouch has already incorporated both of these trends and so could be called the first of the next generation blowjob machines.  It includes a feature which actually simulates a tongue flicking the top of your penis – as it happens in the porno video you are watching.  The makers of the RealTouch are already working on allowing webcam performers to be haptic encoded in real time.  So in just a few years time you will be able to be sucked off by a girl who might be hundreds of miles away.  In fact, that one girl could blow a million men simultaneously!  I hereby christen this concept with the name ‘Blow Bang’!

3D Porn + Blowjob Machine = Blowjob Heaven?

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3D Blowjob Porn

I’ve spoken here before of how to get the most out of your blowjob machine, whether you buy the Autoblow Blast or the the Som Sex Machine.  Use your toy whilst watching some good quality blowjob POV porn, and the blowjob you experience will be far better than you will get from 9 out of 10 chicks you MIGHT get to pull at the bar tonight – and with far less complication and worry afterwards.

Now, recently a lot of talk has been heard of 3D – we’ve had the amazing Avatar take the cinema world by storm and a host of big companies such as Sony and Panasonic are going to be releasing 3D tv’s this year.  This has got me very excited.  Can you imagine lying back, with your Autoblow Blast giving you a soft, slow suck on your dick, whilst watching 3D BLOWJOB movies on your 3D television or monitor?  I can, and I almost came thinking about it.  When 3D blowjob movies arrive, I’m going to kiss real women goodbye.

A big misconception regarding 3D porn is that you might not want cocks and stuff slapping you in the face whilst trying to jerk off to some hot female pornstar.  Well (straight) guys, don’t worry, that doesn’t actually happen.  The sensation you get when watching 3D porn is that you, the viewer, are actually present in the scene. It’s like a window has been opened and you’re actually holding the camera shooting the porno yourself.  Now think about a POV 9point of view) blowjob scene in realistic 3D and then think of the intense sucking realism that a blowjob machine gives you and your cock.  Yep, having a 3D blowjob from Bree Olson via my Tenga Flip Hole or Som sure beats the stress of trying to pick up a STD chick and probably works out cheaper as well.

There is already one 3D stero porn site online – Adult4D.com which costs just $26 to subscribe to new 3D Porn Movies each week.

Although most of the pictures so far are softcore and lesbian, they have started shooting hardcore blowjob galleries and movies, from which the photo at the top of this post was taken.  If you have a blowjob machine, take the pleasure to a new level by subscribing.