Which is the best blowjob machine to buy?

The Roto-Bator isn’t a blowjob machine as such, but it’s a new sex toy for men that can do such amazing things to your penis that we simply had to tell you about it.  The Roto-Bator doesn’t suck you.  Instead it spins you.  The masturbator wraps around your cock and rotates at speed.  The sensation delievered by the soft silicone fins as they hug your cock whilst spinning around it are indescribable, but suffice to say, some people would say this is even better than a blowjob.

The Roto-Bator is quickly becoming popular and seems to get universally good reviews.  It’s not a blowjob machine, but it definately wont dissapoint blowjob machine fans. 

The Roto-Bator costs $100.11 (click to view)

Japanese Blowjob Machine

 Som Rocket Japanese Blowjob Machine -$450

The Som Rocket is a delux blowjob machine from Japan.  The sucking sensation you get from this thing is unbelievably intense and it really is the most hi-tech blowjob sex toy on the market – in fact, without doubt it is the most advanced sex machine for men BAR NONE in the world today.

O.K, it doesn’t come cheap, but blowjob fans should consider purchasing this – at around $450 the Som will deliver hundreds of perfect blowjobs for you.  Using this in combination with some good BJ porn is, in my opinion, probably better than any real blowjob you or I are likely to get in this lifetime.

The best place to order this is from LoveHoney, the UK’s leading sex toy online seller.  The price in UK Pounds is £299, which should work out at around $450 – 475 but you can go to xe.com for the latest exchange rates. 

Click to view the Som Japanese Blowjob Machine

RealTouch, the world’s first virtual Reality Sex Machine, has been under criticism since its launch last year for requiring purchasers of their sex toy to pay every time they use it (once their initial free 60 minutes of streaming video has been used up).

Responding to these disgruntled concerns, AEBN have announced new ways to enjoy their product after it has been bought. You can now rent or buy for life video scenes that have been ‘haptic encoded’ – i.e. synchronised to play in real time with the motions of the RealTouch – for example, when the girl is sucking dick in the video, the RealTouch is sucking YOUR dick in exactly the same manner.

What’s most interesting for blowjob machine fans is that the company now also offer the ability to purchase ‘tracks’ without video or audio. In other words, you can buy blowjob tracks which turn the RealTouch into a fully fledged blowjob machine that does not require you to be hooked up to the internet or to be watching AEBN streaming video.

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The number of blowjob immitators on the market continues to grow, and every new device that appears will of course be reported on and reviewed here.  But what can we expect from future blowjob machines in the next few years?  These are some of my expectations (and hopes!).

The two main trends will be increased complexity and the addition of virtual sex haptic technology.

I expect that the next generation blowjob toys will not only mimic the sucking sensation through vacuum pressure or sliding mechanism, but also through such things as replicating the tongue (with automated use of liquid to create the sensation of wetness and saliva).  Perhaps also blowjob machine technology could be incorporated into a realistic sex doll, or at least just the head of such a doll.  In fact, eventually no doubt, sexbots will be created that can suck you off better than any real girl could. (Roxxxy, is of course a crude prototype of such future androids).

The other trend will be towards combining blowjob sex machines with haptic technology – the ability to artificially ‘feel’ what is happening at a distance, either real or on a computer screen (i.e. a recording or a video game). 

The RealTouch has already incorporated both of these trends and so could be called the first of the next generation blowjob machines.  It includes a feature which actually simulates a tongue flicking the top of your penis – as it happens in the porno video you are watching.  The makers of the RealTouch are already working on allowing webcam performers to be haptic encoded in real time.  So in just a few years time you will be able to be sucked off by a girl who might be hundreds of miles away.  In fact, that one girl could blow a million men simultaneously!  I hereby christen this concept with the name ‘Blow Bang’!

The Autoblow is the world’s first male sex toy designed to blow your cock again and again, as many times as you want it to.  And all for less than $100!  For a limited time only, the makers of the Autoblow are running a 10% discount promotion.  So get in quick and you can buy the world’s cheapest blowjob machine for even less.  The discount also applies if you decide to buy both the Autoblow Blast AND the Autoblow Max together.

To get your blowjob machine at this special rate just follow these simple steps :

1/ Click the link to go to the homepage of the Autoblow Blowjob Machine

2/ Upon checkout enter the voucher code blowjob10

The Autoblow ships to any country in the world from depots in America, Europe, and Asia.  Order now and not only will you get 10% off your blowjob machine but you will be having sweet sucking sensations on your dick within days.

Whilst discussing the perfect blowjob machine, I’ve talked a lot about how to use well chosen blowjob porn with your sex toy in order to create the effect of receiving a virtual blowjob.  Well, now there is a blowjob machine that will actually simulate the sucking motions of the girl on the screen IN REAL TIME.  If she pauses for a moment, the blowjob machine pauses.  If she starts to suck a little quicker, then the action of the blowjob machine becomes qucker.  Impressive?  Wait.  Get this.  When the porn actress on screen licks the guy’s dick, YOU feel a licking sensation against YOUR cock!!

UPDATE* : The RealTouch can now also be used as a straightforward blowjob machine by purchasing a ‘blowjob track’ without audio or visual. In other words, it sucks you off whilst you use your imagination to picture your fantasy girl blowing you (and the toy is so realistic in itself, this really isn’t difficult!).

But the real beauty of the RealTouch is that it is not only a blowjob machine, but also a true virtual sex toy.  As well as a blowjob, it will also simulate fucking as well as a handjob and many other sexual acts and positions.

Click to buy the RealTouch Virtual Blowjob Machine for just $199

3D Blowjob Porn

I’ve spoken here before of how to get the most out of your blowjob machine, whether you buy the Autoblow Blast or the the Som Sex Machine.  Use your toy whilst watching some good quality blowjob POV porn, and the blowjob you experience will be far better than you will get from 9 out of 10 chicks you MIGHT get to pull at the bar tonight – and with far less complication and worry afterwards.

Now, recently a lot of talk has been heard of 3D – we’ve had the amazing Avatar take the cinema world by storm and a host of big companies such as Sony and Panasonic are going to be releasing 3D tv’s this year.  This has got me very excited.  Can you imagine lying back, with your Autoblow Blast giving you a soft, slow suck on your dick, whilst watching 3D BLOWJOB movies on your 3D television or monitor?  I can, and I almost came thinking about it.  When 3D blowjob movies arrive, I’m going to kiss real women goodbye.

A big misconception regarding 3D porn is that you might not want cocks and stuff slapping you in the face whilst trying to jerk off to some hot female pornstar.  Well (straight) guys, don’t worry, that doesn’t actually happen.  The sensation you get when watching 3D porn is that you, the viewer, are actually present in the scene. It’s like a window has been opened and you’re actually holding the camera shooting the porno yourself.  Now think about a POV 9point of view) blowjob scene in realistic 3D and then think of the intense sucking realism that a blowjob machine gives you and your cock.  Yep, having a 3D blowjob from Bree Olson via my Tenga Flip Hole or Som sure beats the stress of trying to pick up a STD chick and probably works out cheaper as well.

There is already one 3D stero porn site online – Adult4D.com which costs just $26 to subscribe to new 3D Porn Movies each week.

Although most of the pictures so far are softcore and lesbian, they have started shooting hardcore blowjob galleries and movies, from which the photo at the top of this post was taken.  If you have a blowjob machine, take the pleasure to a new level by subscribing.

To really get the most from your blowjob machine, you need to watch some good quality blowjob porn at the same time.  The hands free pleasure that the machine creates, combined with a good POV blowjob movie can really create the illusion that you are having your dick sucked by the girl on the screen.  In other words, a virtual blowjob.

To create this effect, the best blowjob clips to use are POV, that is shot from the ‘point-of-view’ of the lucky guy getting the felatio.  A great POV site I would reccomend is Street Blowjobs which are secretly recorded blowjobs filmed by a guy who has picked up the girls off of the street.  The videos have a realistic and raw feel - watch one of these with the Autoblow sucking away at your dick and you will be cumming in no time.

The Top 5 Reasons to Buy the Autoblow Blowjob Machine

Automatic, Realistic, Helpful, Safe, Inexpensive

1.The Autoblow Blowjob Machine is fully automatic.

2. The Autoblow Blowjob Machine is amazingly realistic.

3. The Autoblow Blowjob Machine will help you improve stamina & sexual performance.

4. The Autoblow Blowjob Machine is 100% safe.

5. Compared with prostitutes, girlfriends or wives, the Autoblow Blowjob Machine is inexpensive.

Click to buy the Autoblow Blowjob Machine

The world’s first blowjob machine has recently (and finally) gone on sale in America.  According to the makers, for the first time in human  history, men can now enjoy a fully automated blowjob at the flick of a switch.  AutoBlow is a fully hands free masturbation toy that does all the work for you – think of a Flesh Light that actually sucks you off.  With the AutoBlow, you can sit back and watch some quality porn while having your cock sucked right before your eyes.  You don’t even need to keep any tissue handy – the AutoBlow will swallow your load every time!

The AutoBlow retails at under $100 and is shipped from America to every part of the globe. It is safe, easy to use and clean, and will deliver the perfect blowjob every time.

Click to see a video of the AutoBlow Blowjob Machine in action.