What makes Autoblow the best blowjob you ever had?

At Autoblow we take our (blow) jobs very seriously. We’re one of the few companies that are proud of the fact that people buy our product because it sucks. So here we tell you a little bit more about the technology behind our world-beating sex toy.

What is The Autoblow?

It’s a fully automatic blowjob machine. Very much like an automatic automobile, you don’t need hands to get to where you’re going, the Autoblow Blast does it all for you. It’s the world’s first hands-free blowjob machine.

How does it work?

The simple answer is like a charm, but to be more technical, the inside is constructed from a life-like silicone which feels very much like a mouth or a throat. Rows of micro beads attached to a small motor take your cock and produce a delightful friction similar to sliding in and out of an expert mouth.

How do I control it?

The Autoblow has its own speed controller, and unlike your wife or girlfriend, you can make it go fast or slow without it taking offence. The speed controller builds your staying power so that the pleasure is prolonged and the climax is a whole lot more climactic.

Where do I get one?

Simple. They’re available exclusively from WWW.ROBOTICBLOWJOB.COM