Which is the best blowjob machine to buy?

RealTouch, the world’s first virtual Reality Sex Machine, has been under criticism since its launch last year for requiring purchasers of their sex toy to pay every time they use it (once their initial free 60 minutes of streaming video has been used up).

Responding to these disgruntled concerns, AEBN have announced new ways to enjoy their product after it has been bought. You can now rent or buy for life video scenes that have been ‘haptic encoded’ – i.e. synchronised to play in real time with the motions of the RealTouch – for example, when the girl is sucking dick in the video, the RealTouch is sucking YOUR dick in exactly the same manner.

What’s most interesting for blowjob machine fans is that the company now also offer the ability to purchase ‘tracks’ without video or audio. In other words, you can buy blowjob tracks which turn the RealTouch into a fully fledged blowjob machine that does not require you to be hooked up to the internet or to be watching AEBN streaming video.

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The number of blowjob immitators on the market continues to grow, and every new device that appears will of course be reported on and reviewed here.  But what can we expect from future blowjob machines in the next few years?  These are some of my expectations (and hopes!).

The two main trends will be increased complexity and the addition of virtual sex haptic technology.

I expect that the next generation blowjob toys will not only mimic the sucking sensation through vacuum pressure or sliding mechanism, but also through such things as replicating the tongue (with automated use of liquid to create the sensation of wetness and saliva).  Perhaps also blowjob machine technology could be incorporated into a realistic sex doll, or at least just the head of such a doll.  In fact, eventually no doubt, sexbots will be created that can suck you off better than any real girl could. (Roxxxy, is of course a crude prototype of such future androids).

The other trend will be towards combining blowjob sex machines with haptic technology – the ability to artificially ‘feel’ what is happening at a distance, either real or on a computer screen (i.e. a recording or a video game). 

The RealTouch has already incorporated both of these trends and so could be called the first of the next generation blowjob machines.  It includes a feature which actually simulates a tongue flicking the top of your penis – as it happens in the porno video you are watching.  The makers of the RealTouch are already working on allowing webcam performers to be haptic encoded in real time.  So in just a few years time you will be able to be sucked off by a girl who might be hundreds of miles away.  In fact, that one girl could blow a million men simultaneously!  I hereby christen this concept with the name ‘Blow Bang’!

Whilst discussing the perfect blowjob machine, I’ve talked a lot about how to use well chosen blowjob porn with your sex toy in order to create the effect of receiving a virtual blowjob.  Well, now there is a blowjob machine that will actually simulate the sucking motions of the girl on the screen IN REAL TIME.  If she pauses for a moment, the blowjob machine pauses.  If she starts to suck a little quicker, then the action of the blowjob machine becomes qucker.  Impressive?  Wait.  Get this.  When the porn actress on screen licks the guy’s dick, YOU feel a licking sensation against YOUR cock!!

UPDATE* : The RealTouch can now also be used as a straightforward blowjob machine by purchasing a ‘blowjob track’ without audio or visual. In other words, it sucks you off whilst you use your imagination to picture your fantasy girl blowing you (and the toy is so realistic in itself, this really isn’t difficult!).

But the real beauty of the RealTouch is that it is not only a blowjob machine, but also a true virtual sex toy.  As well as a blowjob, it will also simulate fucking as well as a handjob and many other sexual acts and positions.

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