Blowjob Machines of the Future

The number of blowjob immitators on the market continues to grow, and every new device that appears will of course be reported on and reviewed here.  But what can we expect from future blowjob machines in the next few years?  These are some of my expectations (and hopes!).

The two main trends will be increased complexity and the addition of virtual sex haptic technology.

I expect that the next generation blowjob toys will not only mimic the sucking sensation through vacuum pressure or sliding mechanism, but also through such things as replicating the tongue (with automated use of liquid to create the sensation of wetness and saliva).  Perhaps also blowjob machine technology could be incorporated into a realistic sex doll, or at least just the head of such a doll.  In fact, eventually no doubt, sexbots will be created that can suck you off better than any real girl could. (Roxxxy, is of course a crude prototype of such future androids).

The other trend will be towards combining blowjob sex machines with haptic technology – the ability to artificially ‘feel’ what is happening at a distance, either real or on a computer screen (i.e. a recording or a video game). 

The RealTouch has already incorporated both of these trends and so could be called the first of the next generation blowjob machines.  It includes a feature which actually simulates a tongue flicking the top of your penis – as it happens in the porno video you are watching.  The makers of the RealTouch are already working on allowing webcam performers to be haptic encoded in real time.  So in just a few years time you will be able to be sucked off by a girl who might be hundreds of miles away.  In fact, that one girl could blow a million men simultaneously!  I hereby christen this concept with the name ‘Blow Bang’!

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