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Roto-Bator

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Roto-Bator

The Roto-Bator isn’t a blowjob machine as such, but it’s a new sex toy for men that can do such amazing things to your penis that we simply had to tell you about it.  The Roto-Bator doesn’t suck you.  Instead it spins you.  The masturbator wraps around your cock and rotates at speed.  The sensation delievered by the soft silicone fins as they hug your cock whilst spinning around it are indescribable, but suffice to say, some people would say this is even better than a blowjob.

The Roto-Bator is quickly becoming popular and seems to get universally good reviews.  It’s not a blowjob machine, but it definately wont dissapoint blowjob machine fans. 

The Roto-Bator costs $100.11 (click to view)

Blowjob Machine – The Autoblow Blast

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The Autoblow is the world’s first realistic blowjob machine at under $100. Finally, men no longer need a girlfriend in order to experience the sensation of having their cock sucked. The Autoblow will satsify your need whenever and wherever you want it to. Just lube it, switch it on and slide your cock in. Use it while watching your faviourite blowjob porn movie. Or close your eyes, think of the beautiful girl you dream about sucking you off, and for a few minutes it really will be happening. The hands free Autoblow blowjob machine does all the work for you. This is a realistic, soft, female mouth that sucks you off like a pornstar and swallows every last drop without complaint.

Click to learn more about the Autoblow Blowjob Machine.

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 The Autoblow Blowjob MachineThe Autoblow is a fully automatic blowjob machine selling for under $100!

RealTouch Machine Offering Blowjob Tracks

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RealTouch, the world’s first virtual Reality Sex Machine, has been under criticism since its launch last year for requiring purchasers of their sex toy to pay every time they use it (once their initial free 60 minutes of streaming video has been used up).

Responding to these disgruntled concerns, AEBN have announced new ways to enjoy their product after it has been bought. You can now rent or buy for life video scenes that have been ‘haptic encoded’ – i.e. synchronised to play in real time with the motions of the RealTouch – for example, when the girl is sucking dick in the video, the RealTouch is sucking YOUR dick in exactly the same manner.

What’s most interesting for blowjob machine fans is that the company now also offer the ability to purchase ‘tracks’ without video or audio. In other words, you can buy blowjob tracks which turn the RealTouch into a fully fledged blowjob machine that does not require you to be hooked up to the internet or to be watching AEBN streaming video.

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Blowjob Machines of the Future

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The number of blowjob immitators on the market continues to grow, and every new device that appears will of course be reported on and reviewed here.  But what can we expect from future blowjob machines in the next few years?  These are some of my expectations (and hopes!).

The two main trends will be increased complexity and the addition of virtual sex haptic technology.

I expect that the next generation blowjob toys will not only mimic the sucking sensation through vacuum pressure or sliding mechanism, but also through such things as replicating the tongue (with automated use of liquid to create the sensation of wetness and saliva).  Perhaps also blowjob machine technology could be incorporated into a realistic sex doll, or at least just the head of such a doll.  In fact, eventually no doubt, sexbots will be created that can suck you off better than any real girl could. (Roxxxy, is of course a crude prototype of such future androids).

The other trend will be towards combining blowjob sex machines with haptic technology – the ability to artificially ‘feel’ what is happening at a distance, either real or on a computer screen (i.e. a recording or a video game). 

The RealTouch has already incorporated both of these trends and so could be called the first of the next generation blowjob machines.  It includes a feature which actually simulates a tongue flicking the top of your penis – as it happens in the porno video you are watching.  The makers of the RealTouch are already working on allowing webcam performers to be haptic encoded in real time.  So in just a few years time you will be able to be sucked off by a girl who might be hundreds of miles away.  In fact, that one girl could blow a million men simultaneously!  I hereby christen this concept with the name ‘Blow Bang’!

3D Porn + Blowjob Machine = Blowjob Heaven?

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3D Blowjob Porn

3D Blowjob Porn

I’ve spoken here before of how to get the most out of your blowjob machine, whether you buy the Autoblow Blast or the the Som Sex Machine.  Use your toy whilst watching some good quality blowjob POV porn, and the blowjob you experience will be far better than you will get from 9 out of 10 chicks you MIGHT get to pull at the bar tonight – and with far less complication and worry afterwards.

Now, recently a lot of talk has been heard of 3D – we’ve had the amazing Avatar take the cinema world by storm and a host of big companies such as Sony and Panasonic are going to be releasing 3D tv’s this year.  This has got me very excited.  Can you imagine lying back, with your Autoblow Blast giving you a soft, slow suck on your dick, whilst watching 3D BLOWJOB movies on your 3D television or monitor?  I can, and I almost came thinking about it.  When 3D blowjob movies arrive, I’m going to kiss real women goodbye.

A big misconception regarding 3D porn is that you might not want cocks and stuff slapping you in the face whilst trying to jerk off to some hot female pornstar.  Well (straight) guys, don’t worry, that doesn’t actually happen.  The sensation you get when watching 3D porn is that you, the viewer, are actually present in the scene. It’s like a window has been opened and you’re actually holding the camera shooting the porno yourself.  Now think about a POV 9point of view) blowjob scene in realistic 3D and then think of the intense sucking realism that a blowjob machine gives you and your cock.  Yep, having a 3D blowjob from Bree Olson via my Tenga Flip Hole or Som sure beats the stress of trying to pick up a STD chick and probably works out cheaper as well.

There is already one 3D stero porn site online – Adult4D.com which costs just $26 to subscribe to new 3D Porn Movies each week.

Although most of the pictures so far are softcore and lesbian, they have started shooting hardcore blowjob galleries and movies, from which the photo at the top of this post was taken.  If you have a blowjob machine, take the pleasure to a new level by subscribing.

What makes the perfect Blowjob Machine?

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There are several blowjob machines on the market now,  and with the popularity of the Autoblow Robotic Blowjob Machine and the Tenga Flip Hole, many more are surely likely to follow.  We thought it might be a good idea to take a look at what makes the perfect blowjob machine and what you should be looking for when thinking of purchasing one.

Fully Automatic/Hands Free

A blowjob machine should be both fully automatic, meaning that you just switch it on and the machine does all the rest, and it should be hands free, meaning that you can lie back, close your eyes and experience the sensation of sucking.

Realistic Sucking Motion

This is really where the blowjob machine you buy will fail or succeed.  Can you close your eyes and truly  imagine that you are having your penis being blown?  Can you use this while having blowjob porn running on your monitor/televison, and after a few seconds lose yourself in the illusion that the girl on screen is giving you the blowjob?  Is the pressure being exerted on your penis just as it would be in a real blowjob?  Will it bring you to orgasm after a few minutes of sucking you?

Quality of interior/texture

This is important too.  You want to feel that your dick is in the mouth of your fantasy blowjob girl.

Ease of Cleaning

You’ll soon tire of using your blowjob machine if you have to spend a long time cleaning it after each use.  You want a blowjob machine that is easy to clean and is ready to go again after a quick rinse.

Price

Only you know how much you can afford to get your dick sucked automatically whenever you want.  All blowjob machines work out thousands of dollars cheaper than a long term girlfriend or regular use of a prostitute, but for most of us, we do look at the price of what we buy, and blowjob machines range from under $100 to over $400 in the case of the most hi-tech Japanese SOM machines.

How do our faviourite blowjob machines rate?

We wouldn’t advertise a blowjob machine on this site if we didn’t feel it fulfilled the above criterion.  But some do it a little bit better than others. 

Allround price/performance : We pick the Autoblow Blowjob Machine at under $100.  For those who want the perfect blowjob machine, then you should consider a Som Japanese blowjob machine.  At over $400 they are not cheap, but the sensation produced by them is simply incredible.  They are the  most hi-tech male sex toys available at the moment.

How to make the most of your blowjob machine

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To really get the most from your blowjob machine, you need to watch some good quality blowjob porn at the same time.  The hands free pleasure that the machine creates, combined with a good POV blowjob movie can really create the illusion that you are having your dick sucked by the girl on the screen.  In other words, a virtual blowjob.

To create this effect, the best blowjob clips to use are POV, that is shot from the ‘point-of-view’ of the lucky guy getting the felatio.  A great POV site I would reccomend is Street Blowjobs which are secretly recorded blowjobs filmed by a guy who has picked up the girls off of the street.  The videos have a realistic and raw feel - watch one of these with the Autoblow sucking away at your dick and you will be cumming in no time.

‘The Autoblow is a fully automatic blowjob machine’

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Berghian from RoboticBlowjob.com explains just why the Autoblow is the best blowjob machine in the world…

What makes Autoblow the best blowjob you ever had?

At Autoblow we take our (blow) jobs very seriously. We’re one of the few companies that are proud of the fact that people buy our product because it sucks. So here we tell you a little bit more about the technology behind our world-beating sex toy.

What is The Autoblow?

It’s a fully automatic blowjob machine. Very much like an automatic automobile, you don’t need hands to get to where you’re going, the Autoblow Blast does it all for you. It’s the world’s first hands-free blowjob machine.

How does it work?

The simple answer is like a charm, but to be more technical, the inside is constructed from a life-like silicone which feels very much like a mouth or a throat. Rows of micro beads attached to a small motor take your cock and produce a delightful friction similar to sliding in and out of an expert mouth.

How do I control it?

The Autoblow has its own speed controller, and unlike your wife or girlfriend, you can make it go fast or slow without it taking offence. The speed controller builds your staying power so that the pleasure is prolonged and the climax is a whole lot more climactic.

Where do I get one?

Simple. They’re available exclusively from WWW.ROBOTICBLOWJOB.COM

Top 5 Reasons to Buy the Blowjob Machine

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The Top 5 Reasons to Buy the Autoblow Blowjob Machine

Automatic, Realistic, Helpful, Safe, Inexpensive

1.The Autoblow Blowjob Machine is fully automatic.

2. The Autoblow Blowjob Machine is amazingly realistic.

3. The Autoblow Blowjob Machine will help you improve stamina & sexual performance.

4. The Autoblow Blowjob Machine is 100% safe.

5. Compared with prostitutes, girlfriends or wives, the Autoblow Blowjob Machine is inexpensive.

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Click to buy the Autoblow Blowjob Machine

The Mastomatic Automatic Blowjob Machine

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The Mastomatic is an automatic blowjob machine similar to the Autoblow. Just like the Autoblow, the Mastomatic is a handsfree masturbation toy that simulates the experience of a blowjob.  Also like the Autoblow, the Mastomatic gives you the ability to change the speed of the blowjob.  I personally love my cock being sucked long and slow -the Mastomatic delivers me that experience at the flick of a switch. 

Should you purchase the Mastomatic or the Autoblow?  I would suggest you buy both.  The sucking motion, as well as the tactile experience and feel of the blowjob, is different for both blowjob machines. 

The Mastomatic blowjob machine is available to buy at under $120.

The Masatonic blowjob machine

The Masatonic blowjob machine