Which is the best blowjob machine to buy?

The Autoblow is the world’s first male sex toy designed to blow your cock again and again, as many times as you want it to.  And all for less than $100!  For a limited time only, the makers of the Autoblow are running a 10% discount promotion.  So get in quick and you can buy the world’s cheapest blowjob machine for even less.  The discount also applies if you decide to buy both the Autoblow Blast AND the Autoblow Max together.

To get your blowjob machine at this special rate just follow these simple steps :

1/ Click the link to go to the homepage of the Autoblow Blowjob Machine

2/ Upon checkout enter the voucher code blowjob10

The Autoblow ships to any country in the world from depots in America, Europe, and Asia.  Order now and not only will you get 10% off your blowjob machine but you will be having sweet sucking sensations on your dick within days.

The Autoblow is the world’s first realistic blowjob machine at under $100. Finally, men no longer need a girlfriend in order to experience the sensation of having their cock sucked. The Autoblow will satsify your need whenever and wherever you want it to. Just lube it, switch it on and slide your cock in. Use it while watching your faviourite blowjob porn movie. Or close your eyes, think of the beautiful girl you dream about sucking you off, and for a few minutes it really will be happening. The hands free Autoblow blowjob machine does all the work for you. This is a realistic, soft, female mouth that sucks you off like a pornstar and swallows every last drop without complaint.

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The Autoblow is a fully automatic blowjob machine selling for under $100!

Japanese Blowjob Machine

 Som Rocket Japanese Blowjob Machine -$450

The Som Rocket is a delux blowjob machine from Japan.  The sucking sensation you get from this thing is unbelievably intense and it really is the most hi-tech blowjob sex toy on the market – in fact, without doubt it is the most advanced sex machine for men BAR NONE in the world today.

O.K, it doesn’t come cheap, but blowjob fans should consider purchasing this – at around $450 the Som will deliver hundreds of perfect blowjobs for you.  Using this in combination with some good BJ porn is, in my opinion, probably better than any real blowjob you or I are likely to get in this lifetime.

The best place to order this is from LoveHoney, the UK’s leading sex toy online seller.  The price in UK Pounds is £299, which should work out at around $450 – 475 but you can go to xe.com for the latest exchange rates. 

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Whilst discussing the perfect blowjob machine, I’ve talked a lot about how to use well chosen blowjob porn with your sex toy in order to create the effect of receiving a virtual blowjob.  Well, now there is a blowjob machine that will actually simulate the sucking motions of the girl on the screen IN REAL TIME.  If she pauses for a moment, the blowjob machine pauses.  If she starts to suck a little quicker, then the action of the blowjob machine becomes qucker.  Impressive?  Wait.  Get this.  When the porn actress on screen licks the guy’s dick, YOU feel a licking sensation against YOUR cock!!

I must admit that I haven’t yet been able to purchase the RealTouch blowjob machine (it is still not available in Europe) but from what I have read, American customers of the world’s first virtual sex device can’t stop raving about it.   The RealTouch is not only a blowjob machine, it is also a true virtual sex toy.  As well as a blowjob, it will also simulate fucking as well as a handjob and many other sexual acts and positions.

Click to buy the RealTouch Virtual Blowjob Machine for just $199

3D Blowjob Porn

I’ve spoken here before of how to get the most out of your blowjob machine, whether you buy the Autoblow Blast or the the Som Sex Machine.  Use your toy whilst watching some good quality blowjob POV porn, and the blowjob you experience will be far better than you will get from 9 out of 10 chicks you MIGHT get to pull at the bar tonight – and with far less complication and worry afterwards.

Now, recently a lot of talk has been heard of 3D – we’ve had the amazing Avatar take the cinema world by storm and a host of big companies such as Sony and Panasonic are going to be releasing 3D tv’s this year.  This has got me very excited.  Can you imagine lying back, with your Autoblow Blast giving you a soft, slow suck on your dick, whilst watching 3D BLOWJOB movies on your 3D television or monitor?  I can, and I almost came thinking about it.  When 3D blowjob movies arrive, I’m going to kiss real women goodbye.

A big misconception regarding 3D porn is that you might not want cocks and stuff slapping you in the face whilst trying to jerk off to some hot female pornstar.  Well (straight) guys, don’t worry, that doesn’t actually happen.  The sensation you get when watching 3D porn is that you, the viewer, are actually present in the scene. It’s like a window has been opened and you’re actually holding the camera shooting the porno yourself.  Now think about a POV 9point of view) blowjob scene in realistic 3D and then think of the intense sucking realism that a blowjob machine gives you and your cock.  Yep, having a 3D blowjob from Bree Olson via my Tenga Flip Hole or Som sure beats the stress of trying to pick up a STD chick and probably works out cheaper as well.

There is already one 3D stero porn site online – Adult4D.com which costs just $26 to subscribe to new 3D Porn Movies each week.

Although most of the pictures so far are softcore and lesbian, they have started shooting hardcore blowjob galleries and movies, from which the photo at the top of this post was taken.  If you have a blowjob machine, take the pleasure to a new level by subscribing.

There are several blowjob machines on the market now,  and with the popularity of the Autoblow Robotic Blowjob Machine and the Tenga Flip Hole, many more are surely likely to follow.  We thought it might be a good idea to take a look at what makes the perfect blowjob machine and what you should be looking for when thinking of purchasing one.

Fully Automatic/Hands Free

A blowjob machine should be both fully automatic, meaning that you just switch it on and the machine does all the rest, and it should be hands free, meaning that you can lie back, close your eyes and experience the sensation of sucking.

Realistic Sucking Motion

This is really where the blowjob machine you buy will fail or succeed.  Can you close your eyes and truly  imagine that you are having your penis being blown?  Can you use this while having blowjob porn running on your monitor/televison, and after a few seconds lose yourself in the illusion that the girl on screen is giving you the blowjob?  Is the pressure being exerted on your penis just as it would be in a real blowjob?  Will it bring you to orgasm after a few minutes of sucking you?

Quality of interior/texture

This is important too.  You want to feel that your dick is in the mouth of your fantasy blowjob girl.

Ease of Cleaning

You’ll soon tire of using your blowjob machine if you have to spend a long time cleaning it after each use.  You want a blowjob machine that is easy to clean and is ready to go again after a quick rinse.

Price

Only you know how much you can afford to get your dick sucked automatically whenever you want.  All blowjob machines work out thousands of dollars cheaper than a long term girlfriend or regular use of a prostitute, but for most of us, we do look at the price of what we buy, and blowjob machines range from under $100 to over $400 in the case of the most hi-tech Japanese SOM machines.

How do our faviourite blowjob machines rate?

We wouldn’t advertise a blowjob machine on this site if we didn’t feel it fulfilled the above criterion.  But some do it a little bit better than others. 

Allround price/performance : We pick the Autoblow Blowjob Machine at under $100.  For those who want the perfect blowjob machine, then you should consider a Som Japanese blowjob machine.  At over $400 they are not cheap, but the sensation produced by them is simply incredible.  They are the  most hi-tech male sex toys available at the moment.

To really get the most from your blowjob machine, you need to watch some good quality blowjob porn at the same time.  The hands free pleasure that the machine creates, combined with a good POV blowjob movie can really create the illusion that you are having your dick sucked by the girl on the screen.  In other words, a virtual blowjob.

To create this effect, the best blowjob clips to use are POV, that is shot from the ‘point-of-view’ of the lucky guy getting the felatio.  A great POV site I would reccomend is Street Blowjobs which are secretly recorded blowjobs filmed by a guy who has picked up the girls off of the street.  The videos have a realistic and raw feel - watch one of these with the Autoblow sucking away at your dick and you will be cumming in no time.

Berghian from RoboticBlowjob.com explains just why the Autoblow is the best blowjob machine in the world…

What makes Autoblow the best blowjob you ever had?

At Autoblow we take our (blow) jobs very seriously. We’re one of the few companies that are proud of the fact that people buy our product because it sucks. So here we tell you a little bit more about the technology behind our world-beating sex toy.

What is The Autoblow?

It’s a fully automatic blowjob machine. Very much like an automatic automobile, you don’t need hands to get to where you’re going, the Autoblow Blast does it all for you. It’s the world’s first hands-free blowjob machine.

How does it work?

The simple answer is like a charm, but to be more technical, the inside is constructed from a life-like silicone which feels very much like a mouth or a throat. Rows of micro beads attached to a small motor take your cock and produce a delightful friction similar to sliding in and out of an expert mouth.

How do I control it?

The Autoblow has its own speed controller, and unlike your wife or girlfriend, you can make it go fast or slow without it taking offence. The speed controller builds your staying power so that the pleasure is prolonged and the climax is a whole lot more climactic.

Where do I get one?

Simple. They’re available exclusively from WWW.ROBOTICBLOWJOB.COM

The Top 5 Reasons to Buy the Autoblow Blowjob Machine

Automatic, Realistic, Helpful, Safe, Inexpensive

1.The Autoblow Blowjob Machine is fully automatic.

2. The Autoblow Blowjob Machine is amazingly realistic.

3. The Autoblow Blowjob Machine will help you improve stamina & sexual performance.

4. The Autoblow Blowjob Machine is 100% safe.

5. Compared with prostitutes, girlfriends or wives, the Autoblow Blowjob Machine is inexpensive.

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The Mastomatic is an automatic blowjob machine similar to the Autoblow. Just like the Autoblow, the Mastomatic is a handsfree masturbation toy that simulates the experience of a blowjob.  Also like the Autoblow, the Mastomatic gives you the ability to change the speed of the blowjob.  I personally love my cock being sucked long and slow -the Mastomatic delivers me that experience at the flick of a switch. 

Should you purchase the Mastomatic or the Autoblow?  I would suggest you buy both.  The sucking motion, as well as the tactile experience and feel of the blowjob, is different for both blowjob machines. 

The Mastomatic blowjob machine is available to buy at under $120.

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